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V této diskuzi se objevují odkazy a příspěvky obsahující vulgarismy.
Berte na vědomí, že jejich přítomnost ovlivňuje kvalitu komunikace a neodpovídá standardům slušného vyjadřování.

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| Předmět: Three Proofs:
21.04.21 01:20:33 | #24555

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He went into his father's business
2. He lived at home until the age of 33
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin,
and his mother was sure he was God

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job
3. His last request was a drink

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was always in trouble with the law
3. His mother did not know who his father was

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He worked in the building trades

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody brother
2. He had no permanent address
3. Nobody would hire him

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He invented a new religion



| Předmět: RE: Three Proofs:
21.04.21 01:21:32 | #24556 (1)

Notice that there are no proofs he was a communist.
Because he wasn't.

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